What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?
• What are some ballbusting stories?
• Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
• Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
• Commanders CB Lattimore feeling 'way better' - ESPN
• Are you already having anal sex?
• What is the central theme of the entire Bible in one word (if possible)?
• What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?
• What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
• How do people in your country say "you're welcome" in their native language(s)? Is it a commonly known phrase or do most people just reply with "no problem"?