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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 11:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is it possible for humans to determine their past life as an animal? Is there a scientific method to prove this?

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Why are people so terrified or bothered that a person has original creative ideas, hobbies or unique interests?

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

'Really excited about this group': 5 takeaways from Seahawks minicamp - The Seattle Times

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

CFPB enforcement lead resigns, slams ‘attack’ on core mission in departure email - CNN

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How does gut health affect mental well-being?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Why is Prince Harry being fired by BetterUp CEO Alexi Robichaux, and what role did Marc Benioff’s decision to pull sponsorship play in this?

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Can I have a comfortable life as a nurse in Sweden? Can I buy a house and not worry about the cost of living?

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)