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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 06:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Are you already having anal sex?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Commanders CB Lattimore feeling 'way better' - ESPN

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

How do people in your country say "you're welcome" in their native language(s)? Is it a commonly known phrase or do most people just reply with "no problem"?

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Loons and Moons

What is the central theme of the entire Bible in one word (if possible)?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are some ballbusting stories?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.